Radio commentator Alan Jones will be off air for several weeks as he undergoes back surgery. Mr Jones will be undergoing a spine transplant and surprisingly will be receiving his new spine from NSW Premier Mike Baird. The news came… Read More ›
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Nation’s Newsreaders Bitterly Divided Over Who Will Win Melbourne Cup
Australia’s newsreaders will head into Tuesday’s Melbourne Cup with wildly diverging predictions about who will win the nation’s most famous horse race. “I always hold back placing my bet until I’ve heard what the breakfast show hosts and the trusted… Read More ›
Assange Sent To Room With No Dinner And Loss of TV Privileges For A Week
The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for the Ecuadorian… Read More ›
China Hacks Bureau Of Meteorology In Attempt To Build Their Own Tim Bailey
International cyber hacking experts believe a recent breach in the security of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s computer system can be traced back to the Chinese government wanting to steal plans for the construction of their own Tim Bailey. “China… Read More ›
“Women Picturing Ross Cameron Naked” Responsible For Declining Birth Rates
A study has linked Australia’s declining birth rate with an increase in women getting an image of Ross Cameron in their head during sex, totally killing the mood. “We showed women photographs of various objects including Ross Cameron and then… Read More ›
Brad And Angelina Begin Battle For Custody Of The Paparazzi
Lawyers representing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have begun proceedings to claim custody of the paparazzi after Jolie filed for divorce after two years of marriage. “Brad has been mistreating the paparazzi for years by refusing to be photographed cavorting… Read More ›
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