Director Michael Bay, of Transformers, Bad Boys and Bad films fame has today announced he has struck a deal with the Australian Government to cast Metadata in his new Transformers film. An excited Bay told The (un)Australian, “I am ecstatic… Read More ›
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Disaster On Set Of New Channel 10 Show Gogglebox
Troubled broadcaster Channel 10 has suffered a disaster on the set of their new show Gogglebox, the show which consists of watching people watch TV. It was tipped to be a big winner for 10, as it was a huge… Read More ›
Unrecognisable Uma Thurman Probably Rene Zellweger
Rene Zellweger arrived for the premier of The Slap on Monday, and was completely unrecognisable from her previous public appearance where she was unrecognisable, but this time she looked a bit like an unrecognisable Uma Thurman. She called herself Uma,… Read More ›
I Still Call Australia Europe
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›
Woman Finds Samsung Television Reading Her Journal
A Sydney woman has come home to find her Samsung Smart Television reading through her journal. Madeleine Jones of Erskenville says she arrived home late from work last night and was concerned when she noticed her television missing from the… Read More ›
Listeners Stunned To Learn John Laws Is Still Alive
Radio broadcaster and motor oil salesman John “Golden Tonsils” Laws has stunned the nation as it’s been revealed that he is still alive and on radio. Laws made headlines after an interview on Friday with Australia’s newest candidate for… Read More ›