Former Liberal Party Victorian state president and conservative commentator Michael Kroger is firming as the favourite to replace ABC managing director Mark Scott in Scott’s role as ABC editor-in-chief. The appointment comes after the ABC’s commission of audit recommended breaking… Read More ›
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Karl Stefanovic Wears Same Suit For Whole Year: Was Also Drunk Entire Time
Karl Stefanovic’s recent suit stunt was the result of one of the longest running on-air binges in television history The (un) Australian has recently learned. The feminist explanation was created in retrospect to serve as a cover. Sporting a hangover… Read More ›
ABC Shocked People Still Live Outside Melbourne And Sydney
ABC managing director Mark Scott admits that he has been caught by surprise to learn that there are Australians still living outside of Sydney and Melbourne. “I knew there were some in the 60s but my understanding was that… Read More ›
‘Musicians’ One Direction Deal With Drugs Allegations
In news that rocked the music industry to its core, a group of teenage boys making mega dollars by horrifying ear drums all over the world while simultaneously endorsing everything from groceries to drug rehabilitation programs, may have tried drugs…. Read More ›
Sharri Markson Attends ‘Save Our ABC’ Rally Undercover, Exposes Pro-ABC Bias
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has disguised herself as a concerned citizen so she could attend the ‘Save Our ABC’ rally undercover. In her article for The Australian, published on Monday, the routinely mocked journalist revealed an undercurrent of… Read More ›
Hundreds of ABC Staff To Be Efficiency Dividended
More than 400 staff are to be “efficiency dividended”, ABC managing director Mark Scott announced today, as part of implemented the federal government’s imposed $254 million efficiency dividends on the national broadcaster over five years. The news came after finance… Read More ›