Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has reacted strongly to the Four Corners expose into the mistreatment of juvenile offenders in Northern Territory prison system by announcing that all prisoners will be relocated to safe houses offshore on Manus Island. Mr Turnbull… Read More ›
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has interrupted his post convention holiday at his Black Sea “dacha” to deny allegations that he has close connections with Vladimir Putin. “Those journalists making these stories up better think carefully about what they’re writing or… Read More ›
Newly elected Senator and terrorism expert Pauline Hanson has warned of the threat posed by elderly extremists (EEs) after a man in his 60s set his car on fire in a bid to blow up the ironically named Merrylands Police Station…. Read More ›
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
Television network Channel Nine has apologised for hiring Eddie McGuire and blamed the decision on painkillers and antibiotics it had taken while recovering from some low ratings. “We were as high as a kite and for some reason thought Eddie… Read More ›
Labor defence spokesman Stephen Conroy has launched a successful invasion of China armed only with a large wooden club. “Someone had to show China it couldn’t just thumb its nose at the rest of the world,” said a wild eyed… Read More ›
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