Australia’s hamburglars are being denied thousands of dollars a year in wages due to a sweetheart deal cut between their employer McDonald’s and the Associated Hamburger Pinchers and Caped Stripey Shirt Wearers Union. “The company knows that peak hamburger stealing… Read More ›
A special investigation by The (un)Australian has revealed that so called Q&A “hero” Duncan Storrar is a late library book returning fiend whose opinions on the inequalities of the Australian economy can now be safely disregarded. “Let this be a… Read More ›
On a recent episode of ABC show Q&A, audience member Duncan Storrar embarrassed Assistant Treasurer Kelly O’Dwyer and the Liberal government by making a good point. Fortunately, multiple Newscorp publications, acting in their role as unbiased bastions of the truth, took… Read More ›
Five Melbourne men intercepted in Cape York towing a tinnie have refused to tell authorities the location of where they intended to go fishing. “If the AFP want to know where the snapper are running they can figure it out… Read More ›
Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›
The Reserve Bank of Australian has fended off suggestions that their decision to cut interest rates, and Scott Morrison handing down his first budget, on the same afternoon, are in any way related. The RBA has instead insisted that the decision… Read More ›
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