Liquidators for a failed south coast worm cannery are still unable to close the business down despite it having been financial insolvent for the past five years. “The fact is that once you open up a worm cannery it’s very… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Wants To Be Thought Of As Australia’s Leading C
Liberal (for now) Senator and aspiring animal welfare activist Cory Bernardi has revealed that he wants all of Australia to think of him as the country’s leading ‘C.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian in an exclusive interview Mr Bernardi said of… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull To Rename Cabinet The No Scotty Morrisons Club
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has after extensive consultation with his ‘inner circle’ decided that Cabinet will now be known as ‘The No Scotty Morrison’s Club’ in a move that has received almost unanimous support from the Federal Coalition. Speaking to… Read More ›
ISIS Confirms Turnbull Is Right: ‘Overcrowded Leaky Refugee Boats Is The Obvious Way Into Europe’
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a high-ranking ISIS official told The (un)Australian from an unknown location in northern Iraq that Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s much-criticised comments on ISIS strategy after the group’s latest atrocities in Brussels were basically correct…. Read More ›
Man’s Job Seems To Be Walking Around Shopping Centre Shouting Into Phone
A man’s job appears to consist of him spending eight hours a day shouting into his mobile phone, report regular users of the Chester Hill shopping centre. “I’m not sure who he’s talking to or even if it’s the same… Read More ›
Jamie Oliver Demands Breast Feeding At All School Lunches
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has started a campaign to ensure that all UK schools provide breast feeding as part of their lunch program. “As well as fruit and veggies it should also be compulsory for every meal to contain a… Read More ›
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