Chips and lollies will remain banned from prison tuck shops in a move designed to encourage healthier eating habits among some of the state’s most notorious criminals. “Our prisoners are among the most obese in the world and need to… Read More ›
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Australia Suffers From Bintang Singlet Shortage
In the wake of Virgin Australia and Jestar cancelling flights in and out of Denpasar airport due to a giant ash cloud hanging over Indonesia, bogans from all over Australia are going without their Bintang singlets. Craig Mackenzie from Sutherland… Read More ›
Email Sacking Port Workers Included Photo Of Boss’s Dinner
Worker sacked via email by Hutchison Ports say that the inclusion of a photograph of a chicken schnitzel that the boss was just about to eat has added considerable insult to the injury. “If the company wants to use social… Read More ›
Delegates To Alpha Males Convention Eyeing Each Other Warily In Car Park
The mood was reported to be tense in the car park of the Wangaratta Convention Centre as 500 delegates arrived from all over Australia for the fifth annual Alpha Males Convention. “Whatever I damn well please and whenever I… Read More ›
People With Pointless Jobs Don’t Earn Very Much Money, Study Finds
An overwhelming majority of people who perform useless or next to useless jobs earn well below the average median income, a study from the University of North Sydney has found. Academics Isaac Fletcher and Bernice Patterson conducted interviews with 1400… Read More ›
Canberra Braces For Flood Of Ghost Writers
A busload of the nation’s top ghost writers are currently heading to Canberra in preparation of the pre-election ministerial book launch cycle. Usually at this time in the election process both ministers and shadow ministers alike are compelled to put… Read More ›
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