A man who decided to check out his junk email inbox for the first time in months was surprised to discover he had received hundreds of emails from noted Atheist author Sam Harris. Norm Chompsky, a 32 year old admin… Read More ›
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Government Launches New TV Show ‘Hot Visa Auction Australia’
The federal government will announce in the upcoming budget that they are to start auctioning off immigration visas to the highest bidder — and at the same time film it for the upcoming reality TV show “Hot Visa Auction Australia”…. Read More ›
US Senate Defeats Climate Change Threat In 50-49 Vote
The world heaved a big sigh of relief after hearing the US Senate narrowly voted down a motion declaring climate change a real phenomena caused by humans. The 50-49 Senate vote that defeated the climate change threat has been widely welcomed in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Knights Newest Royal
As Prince William and his wife, the Duchess of Cambridge, welcomed a baby girl to their family, Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced that the latest addition to the royal family would be given a damehood to recognise her overwhelming contribution to… Read More ›
Man Has Awesome Night Out After Rallying Past 1 AM
Ken Eccles, a 27 year old banker from Southport, Queensland, has had the best night of his life following his decision to continue staying out drinking despite being kicked out of Paddy McGuiness, an Irish themed Surfers Paradise bar, at… Read More ›
Mayor Warns Women Not To Be Born To Avoid Assault
Wodonga mayor Kelvin Stack has warned women not to be born, saying it was “an invitation for someone to take advantage of you”. The mayor said that recent assaults, harassment, rapes and murders of women were “tragic reminders” of what could be… Read More ›
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