Concerned his life was going nowhere fast, Patrick McGrath, a 29-year-old petrol station assistant who lives with his parents, decided to “live each day like it’s his last” after googling “inspirational quotes” on the Internet, only to spend a whole day crawled into… Read More ›
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Pete Evans Pens Book So Babies Can Be Annoying Tools Too
Celebrity Chef and Paleo, the diet that doesn’t allow grains but is full of nuts, enthusiast Pete Evans has penned a new cookbook aimed at new mums and babies titled Bubba Yum Yum that he hopes will help raise a… Read More ›
‘High Risk’ Prison Inmates To Be Banned From ‘Looking Foreign’
NSW Attorney-General Brad Hazzard has followed his decision to stop “high-risk” inmates in Goulburn Prison from communicating in Arabic with a new measure to stop prisoners from “looking foreign”, suggesting long beards, “funny looking” clothes and brown skin could all be banned. The… Read More ›
Stupid People Not Responding To Being Called Stupid
There are concerns that a widespread community campaign to cure stupid people by calling them stupid is not working. “We’ve seen a marked rise in stupidity in recent years,” said Professor Julia Wyse, an expert in stupidity. “Despite an enhanced… Read More ›
Grizzly Bears Refused Entry At Bear Bar
A group of grizzly bears visiting from Canada became enraged when they were turned away from the new Bear Bar on Oxford Street in Sydney. The Bear Bar is a pop-up bar set up as part of the Sydney Mardi… Read More ›
Palmer Blames Murdoch For Death Of His Dinosaur In Emotional Outburst
An emotional Clive Palmer has blamed Rupert Murdoch for the fire that consumed his giant animatronic dinosaur Jeff at his Coolum Resort on the Gold Coast in the early hours of the morning. “He’s killed Jeff!” a choked-up billionaire coal magnate,… Read More ›