For the residents and workers in Sydney, it may be hard to wrap around your head around the armed siege taking place in Martin Place. That is unless you are lucky enough to work in the King Street office of… Read More ›
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David Hicks Tortured AGAIN On Way Home From Night Out
Former Guantanamo Bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has been tortured in Sydney overnight. Mr Hicks was at an end of year function catching up with old friends such as Attorney General George Brandis after which he decided to… Read More ›
Stall-Free Pig Suspicious About Why Farmer Suddenly So Nice
White Landrace hog Arthur is not convinced that Nowra farmer Bert Spender has his best intentions at heart, despite removing him from his battery stall and giving him a proper sty to run about in. “It’s great to feel sunshine… Read More ›
Greenpeace Apologises: ‘Sorry Peru’s Too Stupid To Understand Nazca Line Destruction Was Message Of Hope’
Responding to heavy criticism of a recent stunt in Peru, in which Greenpeace were responsible for irreparably damaging the hummingbird Nazca line, a spokesman who bravely remained nameless offered an apology. “We had no idea we were coming across as… Read More ›
Mark Latham: The Greatest Prime Minister We Never Had
Former Opposition Leader and amateur taxi driver wrestling enthusiast Mark Latham has been named the greatest prime minister Australia never had. The award was bestowed upon Latham by the Liberal party. A party spokesperson told The (un) Australian, “Latham would have been… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Thrilled Shirtfront Is Named Word Of The Year
The Abbott Government is celebrating a rare victory today after shirtfront was named word of the year by the National Dictionary Centre. Abbott used the word prior to the G20 when he was asked how he would greet Russian President… Read More ›
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