Queensland MP and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer today announced he has finalised an agreement with the Discovery Channel to be eaten alive by a stegosaurus. The agreement comes after the Discovery Channel commissioned a similar program in which American documentary film maker… Read More ›
Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›
Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›
New research has found that almost nobody literally believes Islam is a race. An article published in the McMahon University Journal of Theology by Dr Rainald Robertson posed the controversial question: “Does anyone actually believe that Islam is a race?”… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has compared himself to former American President Ronald Reagan when questioned about his low rating as preferred prime minister by breakfast TV presenter Chris Koch. When The (un) Australian asked the prime minister to expand on the comparison, Mr… Read More ›
Victorian Senator Ricky Muir has conceded he doesn’t actually know which, if any, party he currently represents in the Australian Senate. Muir was elected in September 2013 with 0.5% of the vote as a candidate for the Australian Motoring Enthusiasts… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 