Look, I don’t need to tell you that I like a laugh. I’m known around the office as the “office cut up”. A Monday doesn’t go by without me commenting on it. My speeches at the Walkley awards are legendary for… Read More ›
Opinion
I Still Call Australia Europe
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›
Weekend (un) Australian: Spill Fashions On The Field: What Will Everyone Be Wearing?
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
Women Relieved To Find Out It’s All Their Fault
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
Tony Fitzgerald Warns The Queensland Electorate That People Maybe Elected In Elections
Queenslanders have been left pondering their state affairs today after discovering that pretty much anyone can be Premier. The former corruption commissioner and agony aunt, Tony Fitzgerald QC, DC, XP, warned voters, ‘Anyone can be Premier, even people.’ In… Read More ›
Worldwide Terrorism Ended Forever After Arrest Of Everyone Who Waves Finger In Air
Interpol has announced that every terrorist and potential terrorist is now in custody after a series of raids world wide targeting anyone who waves one finger in the air while making a point. “We realised that we were getting nowhere… Read More ›
