Half way into the final term of Barack Obama’s presidency it’s hard not to think of how his two terms will be looked back on. I’m sure the president himself would prefer people to think of him as a Nobel… Read More ›
Opinion
‘We Did It!’ Daniel Andrews Wins Victorian Election, Which We Always Supported
Daniel Andrews, the man we’ve obviously always supported during this election, so much so that it would be foolish to go through our archives to try and find evidence against that claim, has taken the Victorian Labor Party to an… Read More ›
Desperately Seeking Latham
Former Opposition Leader and full-time mother, Mark Latham has been appointed the new President of the National Housewife’s Association of Australia. There has been a collective scream of relief from many housewives around Australia. ‘I am so thrilled Mark has… Read More ›
Morrison To Turn Back Entire Country
Scott Morrison has announced that Australia will not only be turning back the boats, it will be turning back Indonesia. ‘I’ve ordered our Navy and border protection vessels to tow Indonesia to Africa. We’ve decided to make it harder for people… Read More ›
Geldoff Uncovers New Way Of Raising Money For Third World: Pays Tax
Bob Geldoff has announced that not only will all funds raised from Band Aid 30 be going straight to the fight against Ebola in Africa, he will also pay tax for the first time, allowing the British and Irish Governments… Read More ›
Media Goes Wild Over Man Saying What Women Have Been Saying For Years
In a phenomenon that my female friends have been pointing out for a while, but I only really started to notice when my friend Jack highlighted it, the media has been going wild over men who publicly take the feminist stances… Read More ›
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