Liberal Senator Hollie Hughes has told her constituents to get their chauffeur to drive them to work rather than catching public transport and running the risk of contracting the corona virus. “In these times, one can’t be too careful,” said… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to self-isolate at their local RSL club and to bring along cash to spend on the pokies whilst they are there. “We have to do everything we can to stop the novel… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all hospitals in the state to hand over their supplies of hand sanitisers and face masks to the state’s RSL’s. The move is designed to ensure that the RSL’s, in particular their pokies rooms… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a memo around to all parliamentary staffers calling on them to be sure to wash their hands before he attempts to seduce them. The memo is designed to stop the spread of… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked the people of Australia to avoid going into McDonald’s and instead use the drive thru, in an effort to help stop the spread of Corona. “We need to get on the front foot… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon current Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lift the mood of the country by bringing back knights and dames. ”Bushfires, drought, corona and now a toilet paper shortage the people of Australia are… Read More ›
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