Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce took some time out from collecting discarded cans to tell the Government that the best way to stimulate the economy is by increasing the family benefit payments. “Look if there’s one thing I know… Read More ›
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PM Accused Of Fueling Toilet Paper Sales By Telling The Country To Cook Their Neighbour A Curry
The Prime Minister has been accused of fueling the toilet paper hysteria by encouraging the nation to cook their sick neighbour a curry. The Prime Minister’s comments were made at a Corona virus briefing. “Whilst I won’t condemn the Prime… Read More ›
One Nation Offers Up Their Policy Plans To The Nation Should Australia Run Out Of Toilet Paper
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has moved to reassure Australia that in the event of the country running out of toilet paper, they will make available to their supporters printed copies of their policies to use in it’s place. “I… Read More ›
Treasurer Urges Struggling Retailers To Diversify And Consider Stocking Toilet Paper
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has called upon struggling retailers to review their businesses and consider diversifying into more in demand products like hand sanitiser or toilet paper. “I empathise with any businesses currently doing it tough, I really do,” said Treasurer… Read More ›
Toilet Paper Shortage Results In ScoMo Calling In The Army To Guard Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has gone on the attack in the war against the Corona pandemic by calling in the army to guard the toilet paper supply at Engadine Maccas. ”Mine is a proactive Government,”said Prime Minister Scomo. ”When I heard… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Considers Launching A Heterosexual Mardi Gras
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his inner circle that he is considering launching a Mardi Gras for heterosexual couples. With the march planned to go from Cronulla beach to Engadine Maccas. “In Australia we like to give a… Read More ›