Prime Minister ScoMo has gone on the attack in the war against the Corona pandemic by calling in the army to guard the toilet paper supply at Engadine Maccas.

”Mine is a proactive Government,”said Prime Minister Scomo. ”When I heard that there was a toilet paper shortage I didn’t wait for Gladys to call, I dispatched the army straight away to guard our most important installations, like Engadine Maccas.”

When asked why he would get the army in to guard somewhere as trivial as Engadine Maccas, the Prime Minister said: ”Quiet Australian’s enjoy their Macca’s. Many of them like nothing more than having a skin full at the footy then kicking on to Macca’s for a cheeseburger or three and dropping a few chocolate sundaes.”

”Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to talk to the Attorney General about the laws regarding public defecation.”

Mark Williamson

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