Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has kicked off his re-election campaign for the seat of Dickson in Queensland by promising constituents that should they re-elect him he will continue to be the same old arsehole that he has… Read More ›
Politics
Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest
The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
Candidate Sacked For Posting Cruel Joke About Cutting Off His Dog’s Nose
A Labor Party candidate has been disendorsed after it was revealed that he had posted a joke that glorified animal cruelty to Facebook back in 2013. “Glenn’s post about mutilating his pet by taking a knife to one of its… Read More ›
One Nation Celebrates Their Candidates Going One Day Without Doing Something Completely Stupid
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has sent out a press release to congratulate their candidates on going one day without doing something completely stupid. “This is a great achievement for this party,” said a Party Insider. “I mean at the… Read More ›
Liberals Tell Candidates To Hold Up On The Homophobia, Racism And Misogyny Until After The Election
The Liberal party has sent a memo out to all of their candidates calling on them to halt the homophobia, racism and misogyny until after the election. “A couple of our guys and I say guys as you know we… Read More ›
Tearful Pauline Hanson Tired Of Being Treated Like She’s Black Or Asian
Pauline Hanson has made an emotional appearance on A Current Affair to complain that her party is being discriminated against like some kind of foreigner. “I’d totally understand the flak we cop if we were a party of funny looking… Read More ›
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