Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told colleagues of his frustrations with Senate leader Matthias Cormann after the Senator assured the PM that he was confident the Coalition had the numbers to defeat the Medevac bill in the house of… Read More ›
Politics
Prime Minister ScoMo Bans Cabinet From Breaking Wind Just In Case They Lose Confidence
The Prime Minister has held an emergency cabinet meeting to implore his colleagues to not risk breaking wind in the house of representatives lest they run the risk of losing confidence. “Look things are tight in parliament right now and… Read More ›
Morrison Cries To Mum About Having To Return To School
Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
Tim Wilson Denies Relative Influenced Inquiry Into Castaways
Liberal MP Tim Wilson has been accused of unethical behaviour after seeking a testimony from high profile volleyball and distant relative Wilson into an inquiry on castaways. “I’ve hardly had any contact with Wilson over the years other than lightly… Read More ›
Hanson Blames Wind Farms For Blowing Tasmanian Rain Clouds To Queensland
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For A Royal Commission Into Public Toilets
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon his federal colleagues to instigate a Royal Commission into Australia’s public toilet situation. With a particular focus on the number of toilets located in beach side electorates. “We need to get to… Read More ›