Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised to throw the book at rogue MP Julia Banks following the damning release of the Royal Commission’s report into Banks and the finance industry. “I’ve read the report and I think we can… Read More ›
Politics
Morrison Announces New Public Holiday Australia Day 2
Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›
Hanson Condemns Australians Of The Year For Rescuing Thai Kids Over Australian Ones
Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against the two cave diving Doctors who were awarded the Australian of the year award. Demanding to know why they chose to rescue children from Thailand instead of local Australian children. “I’m sick and… Read More ›
Morrison Parachutes In Warren Mundine As Australian Of The Year
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an eleventh hour call to parachute in as Australian of the year former Labor party President and current Liberal party candidate Warren Mundine. In a move that overrules the Australian of the year selection… Read More ›
Dutton Miffed To Miss Out On An Oscar Nod For That Time He Smiled
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has revealed to acquaintances his frustration at being overlooked for an Oscar nomination for that time that he smiled in public. “Peter is very frustrated as it took a lot of time and… Read More ›
Government To Jail Citizens Who Don’t Celebrate Australia Day On January 26th
The Morrison Government has announced that they will jail any Australian citizen who does not dress appropriately or celebrate with enough vigor this Australia day. “Look we need to celebrate this great country of ours and we need to do… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 