The release of a statement from an ABC Journalist alleging inappropriate behaviour from the NSW Opposition leader has been met with anger from the general public. “What a disgusting thing to do,” said Marrickville-based tradesperson Ian Spalding. “I’ll be honest… Read More ›
Politics
Latham And Hanson Sitting In A Tree H-A-T-I-N-G
Rumours have been swirling around the parliamentary schoolyard that One Nation leader Pauline Hanson and former Labor leader Mark Latham have been spotted sitting in a tree H-A-T-I-N-G. “I don’t like to tattle but I did spot Pauline with that… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Still Way Ahead In Fair Dinkum Opinion Polls
Despite being caned in a recent Newspoll, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is claiming to hold a comfortable lead in the Fair Dinkum poll. “There are two types of opinion poll, the ones where they take a scientific approach and sample… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Hires Alf From “Home And Away” As Speechwriter
The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
Abbott Says Australia Should Move Its Israeli Embassy From Tel Aviv To Nauru
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on his colleagues to consider moving Australia’s Israeli embassy from Tel Aviv to ‘beautiful’ Nauru. “I know my good friend President Trump has talked of moving the American embassy from Tel Aviv to… Read More ›
“Smallest Budget Deficit In A Decade Proof That Turnbull Had To Go” – Scott Morrison
Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›