The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has directed Australian parents to ensure that they eradicate all compassion out of their children from a young age and to do so by smacking them if necessary. “We do not want a… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has stunned colleagues by launching into a tirade in the party room that featured multiple “C bombs.” The tirade was triggered by Minister for Energy Josh Frydenburg’s National Energy plan. “It was very awkward and… Read More ›
Backbencher Barnaby Joyce has been shopping around the exclusive story of what he had for lunch over the weekend. The Joyce camp are hoping to get as much as $1.50 for the world exclusive. “We are hopeful that the networks… Read More ›
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has revealed that she has held talks with the Queensland ‘poo jogger’ about joining the party and running alongside her for the Senate. “It is so refreshing to see someone in the news doing something… Read More ›
After his success revitalising multiple movie franchises in Hollywood, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been brought in by the Liberal Party to rejuvenate their waning public appearance. Prime Minister, and head of the LNP, Malcolm Turnbull referred to the signing… Read More ›
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