Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›
Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›
After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›
China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›
Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›
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