One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is confident that today’s hearing into his eligibility to sit as a member of parliament will find in his favour as he assumes that the Judges will just ignore the evidence and side with him…. Read More ›
Politics
“Only Room For One Bigmouth In My Office” Says Michaelia Cash
Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd’s New Book To Come With Free Set Of Steak Knives
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
NBN, Energy, Economy, North Korea, Drought, Ibises and Kevin Andrews Haircut All Fault Of Previous Labor Government
Malcolm Turnbull has admitted that despite moving in to government more than four years ago, the coalition hasn’t finished unpacking all the boxes and that any issues involving the roll out of the NBN, energy prices, low wages, impending nuclear… Read More ›
Bushfires Keep Us Warm Says Tony Abbott
Intensely out of control summer bushfires raging through the countryside have the added benefit of keeping us warm, said Warringah backbencher Tony Abbott in a speech to the Global Warming Is A Hoot Foundation in London. “There’s nothing better than… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Asks Alan Jones To Consider Getting Fracked
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has held discussions with New South Wales Premier Alan Jones over the country’s energy crisis and suggested Mr Jones consider getting fracked. “A number of leading energy experts have told me that fracking prominent… Read More ›
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