Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives.
“When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly they think of my knifing and how much it set back not only Australia but the World,” said Mr Rudd. “So by giving them a set of commemorative steak knives they are reminded of the mistake that; that woman made.”
“We were going to include a little red headed doll and a stuffed swan as well, but we’re saving that for the second print run.”
Julia Gillard the politician who replaced Mr Rudd as Prime Minister could not be reached for comment as she was busy finishing writing a book that she hopes to have in shops a week after Kevin Rudd’s book hits the shelves.