Confident Malcolm Roberts Just Assumes Judges Will Ignore The Evidence

One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is confident that today’s hearing into his eligibility to sit as a member of parliament will find in his favour as he assumes that the Judges will just ignore the evidence and side with him.

“Why would the Judges take into account evidence unless of course it is empirical, when it can just take me at my word,” said Senator Roberts. “After all I am an important man, 77 people decided to vote me in as a member of parliament.”

“And they voted me in despite me having dual or is it tri-citizenship.”

When asked whether he would be attending the hearing Senator Roberts said: “I will be there wearing my best tin foil hat and look forward to celebrating my impending victory.

“I tell you I haven’t been this excited since I first discovered a Blog on the internet that told me about how NASA were faking their findings about climate change in order to help the mango industry. You need to watch out for big mango you know. They are powerful.”

Mark Williamson

www.twitter.com/MWChatShow

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