Immigration Minister and aspiring TV writer Peter Dutton has met today with the Channel 9 network to pitch a show he’s been working on titled, Deport the Habibs. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Immigration Minister discussed the show, saying: “Deport… Read More ›
One Nation Senator and tin foil hat aficionado Malcolm Roberts has today put forward that the Senate set aside time to debate whether or not the Moon is in fact made out of cheese. He has also proposed to look… Read More ›
Australia is still paying the price for whoever the knucklehead was who let my ancestors into the country, admitted Peter Dutton in a candid speech to parliament yesterday. “Imagine how much better Australia’s standing in the world would be if… Read More ›
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
Prime Minister Turnbull fresh off a phone-call to US President elect Donald Trump has announced that he looks forward to visiting Washington to not only meet Mr Trump but to also fellate him. Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Mr… Read More ›
Conservative Senator Cory Bernardi has decided it is time to ‘Make Australia Great Again’ by extending his overseas posting indefinitely. The Senator, currently in New York to observe and heckle the United Nations, made the announcement in his weekly podcast…. Read More ›
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