Attorney-General George Brandis has today issued a statement announcing that the coffee table in his office has offered its resignation. The resignation, which Mr Brandis has accepted, follows repeated clashes between the table and the Attorney-General’s bookshelf. Speaking to The (un)Australian, coffee… Read More ›
Treasurer Scott Morrison has spoken out about Australia’s housing affordability crisis and called upon aspiring first home owners to consider all options including selling their organs for cash on the black market. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Morrison expanded on… Read More ›
The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›
Donald Trump’s campaign manager has asked him to look away from her and think about the rabbit farm they’re going to start once the election is over. “Guys like us that want to make America great again, we’re the loneliest… Read More ›
The One Nation party (not as fun as it sounds) has called upon ABC TV news reporters and presenters to show their patriotism by wearing the Australian flag as a cape whislt on-air. The call comes following the maiden speech… Read More ›
Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›
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