A Labor MP claims there is no connection at all between the property inspection he ordered for the tenants of his $2.3 million investment property with and the erection of a sign in support of a rival Greens candidate on… Read More ›
Politics
Mike Baird To Amend Lockout Laws To Allow Casinos To Trade 27 Hours A Day
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today announced that the state’s controversial ‘lockout laws’ will be amended to allow NSW’s two casinos to trade 27 hours a day. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the Premier said: “Look I’ve seen the protests and I’ve… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›
Risk-Taking Behaviour Rises As Long Election Campaign Gets Underway
Political scientists at the Sydney City University have discovered a disturbing rise in incidents of wilful risk-taking in recent weeks. Using data gathered from Australian emergency wards, researchers identified a 28% rise in risky activity since the Prime Minister’s informal election announcement… Read More ›
Australians Excited Over Rare Opportunity To Elect Their Leader
Australians across the nation have expressed excitement upon discovering that they may be able to have a say in electing the leader of their country. While on paper the country is described as a democracy, most of Australia’s modern leaders… Read More ›
Governor-General Continually Boiling The Kettle In Anticipation Of PM’s Arrival
The Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has had a frustrating week of continually boiling the kettle as he awaits the arrival of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who is due to call on him in order to set the federal election date as July . A… Read More ›
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