Former Prime Minister turned failed cricket administrator John Winston Howard has declared that not all people who take part in gay bashings should be considered bigots. A spokesperson for the former PM spoke to The (un)Australian to clarify the comments, saying: “What John… Read More ›
Politics
Mal Brough To Be Next Race Discrimination Commissioner
The Attorney-General George Brandis has named outgoing Member for Fisher Mal Brough as Australia’s next Race Discrimination Commissioner. The announcement comes as incumbent Commissioner is set to finish his term in early 2017. In a short press conference, the Attorney-General… Read More ›
Defence White Paper Names Giant Squid As Australia’s Greatest Security Threat
Australia will be spending upwards of $150 billion on twelve new submarines after yesterday’s defence white paper asserted that giant squid remain the nation’s greatest enemy. “No-one need fear being taken from the deck of a ship by a giant… Read More ›
‘Who Is This Bill Shorten Guy?’ Voters Ask After Bernardi Confrontation
“Who on Earth is this Bill Shorten character?” was the cry that rang out across the country yesterday as news spread that the little-known federal member for Maribyrnong had been caught on camera calling hard-right Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi a… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Senate Inquiry Into Sliced Bread
Liberal Senator and self-proclaimed champion for common sense Cory Bernardi, has demanded a senate inquiry into sliced bread, accusing the food product of being driven by sinister motives. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “Cory is very concerned about… Read More ›
Turnbull Says Negative Gearing Price Pressure Non-Existent Unless Labor Removes It
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has responded to Labor’s negative gearing policy by declaring that house prices will fall dramatically under the plan; not that negative gearing puts upward pressure on house prices though. The comments come after Labor outlined… Read More ›