A Men’s Rights Activist who has argued for the legalisation of rape has threatened to enter Australia despite the countries pleas begging the man to stop. Daryush ‘Roosh’ Valizadeh of ‘neo-masculinist’ group Return of Kings has posted on his blog… Read More ›
Politics
Shorten Excited That People Are Talking About Him Even If It Is Only Faceless Men Who Plan To Knife Him
Labor leader and warm favourite to appear on the next season of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out of Here Bill Shorten was excited to hear that people were talking about him, even if it was only Labor’s faceless men planning… Read More ›
KKK Keen To Have Tony Abbott Speak To Them About The Importance Of Families
American bed sheet enthusiasts and occasional racists the Ku Klux Klan have extended an invitation to fellow Christian Tony Abbott to address them on his upcoming tour of the United States. Mr Abbott has headed to America to address the Alliance… Read More ›
Federal Government Cancels Tony Abbott’s Visa
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has cancelled the visa of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott ahead of Mr Abbott’s proposed trip to the United States. Mr Abbott is due to address the ultra-conservative Alliance Defending Freedom in keeping with his… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie Pledges Allegiance To A Box Of Oats
Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Demands Malcolm Turnbull Appoint Tony Abbott Australian Of The Year
Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›