As the fallout continues over Saturday’s failed Cronulla riot 10 year anniversary BBQ, the latest person to condemn the event is 26-year-old self-confessed racist vegan patriot Sherman Redneck, who slammed the organisers for a lack of vegan options served at… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is in a critical condition in Melbourne’s Royal Prince Alfred Hospital after his car ploughed into the same Carlton North bakery he threatened to “put out of business” three years ago. Astonishingly, no customers were injured… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and on-line shopping enthusiast Tony Abbott has today given a speech in which he called for a Royal Commission into the Royal Commission into the response by institutions, including the Catholic Church, to child sexual abuse. Speaking… Read More ›
Radio broadcaster and failed NRL coach Alan Jones called for Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to enlist the Australian Army in a “boots on the ground” invasion to secure Parramatta (Pirtek) stadium. The veteran broadcaster made the call for military intervention… Read More ›
A team of professional zombie hunters has been hired to stand guard over parliament house in Canberra after several eyewitnesses reported sighting the decaying corpse of former PM Tony Abbott shuffling around the building. “I was scrubbing dried up spit… Read More ›
Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›
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