Members of Australia’s federal parliament are keen for a conscience vote on marriage equality to take place as soon as possible so they can go back to voting without having to consult any kind of moral compass. “It’s hard work… Read More ›
Politics
Conservatives Commentators Call For Malcolm Turnbull To Be Tried For Treason
Conservative commentators have banded together to demand Prime Minister Abbott have Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull tried for treason. Speaking off the record, a conservative commentator, whom we shall refer to as AB, told The (un)Australian of their anger toward Turnbull,… Read More ›
‘Tony Abbott’ Character Revealed As Joaquin Phoenix’s Latest Hoax
Actor Joaquin Phoenix has admitted that the bumbling Aussie prime minister “Tony Abbott” is a character he has been filming on the sly as the subject of the long awaited follow up to his 2010 mockumentary “I’m Still Here”, to… Read More ›
Satan Cancels Planned Appearance At Liberal Party Fundraiser
Satan, or Beelzebub as he’s also known, has cancelled his planned appearance at a Liberal party fundraiser citing a potential conflict of interest. A spokesperson for Satan told The (un)Australian: “Look, Satan booked the appearance months ago through Bronwyn Bishop’s chief of… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Floats Plebiscite On The 21st Century After Next Election
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suggested that, after the next federal election, the Coalition may be willing to consider a plebiscite on whether or not to accept the 21st century. The comment came after a six-hour-long Coalition party room meeting… Read More ›
Abbott Refuses To Rule Out Allowing People The Right To Marry Coal
Fresh off the back of leading the Coalition away from a conscience, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refused to rule out people’s right to be able to marry a lump of coal. In a press conference after yesterday’s Coalition party… Read More ›
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