Former House of Representatives speaker and the MP most likely to be named Australia’s next Minister for Aviation Bronwyn Bishop appears to be all clapped out. After yesterday’s announcement that Tony Smith would replace Ms Bishop in the role of… Read More ›
Politics
Bishop To Head Up Royal Commission Into Parliamentary Entitlements
As the parliamentary entitlements situation worsens for politicians on both sides of the political fence Tony Abbott has decided to take matters into his own hands. In one of his famous so called ‘Captain’s Picks’ he has today announced that… Read More ›
Army To Use Kevin Andrews’ Hair As Armour
Australia’s special forces troops are to be supplied with a special lightweight body armour created from the same bullet resistant material as Defence Minster Kevin Andrews’s hair. “This stuff is twice as tough as Kevlar and almost as flexible,” said… Read More ›
Government To Build The Bronwyn Bishop Memorial Helipad In Geelong
The government has today announced that following Speaker Bronwyn Bishop’s resignation a memorial helipad will be built in her honour in Geelong. Minister for Education and self-confessed Bronwyn-file Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the memorial and Bronwyn’s legacy… Read More ›
John Howard Condemns Bronwyn Bishop’s Apology
Former Prime Minister and tragic cricketer, John Howard has this morning strongly condemned Liberal Speaker Bronwyn Bishop over her apology for false travel claims. Mr Howard’s condemnation stems from Bronwyn Bishop’s appearance this morning on radio where she belatedly apologised… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Reveals ‘Cunning Election Plan’ At ALP Conference: Agree With Everything Abbott Says
The Federal opposition leader, Bill Shorten, has revealed his strategy for getting Labor elected at the ALP annual conference over the weekend. The strategy is designed to wrong-foot the government by agreeing with everything they say and thereby confusing them… Read More ›