Joe Hockey has been sacked as the Federal Treasurer, effective immediately. The decision follows growing discontent from Prime Minister Tony Abbott, Peta Credlin and the joint Coalition party room over Mr Hockey’s failure balance the budget. Several back benches were also… Read More ›
Politics
The (un)Australian’s Guide To How The 2015 Budget Will Affect Your Ugly Family
Everyone knows the budget is the most important federal document to ever be entrusted in Joe Hockey’s meaty paw. Class warfare is a zero sum game and the budget determines whether you arm yourself for revolution or tell a bunch… Read More ›
Peter Costello Declares: ‘I Could Have Been Queen Of England!’
Former treasurer and serial smirker Peter Costello has told The (un)Australian in a soon to be published interview piece, that, had circumstances been different, he would have been declared the Queen of England. He also spent a lot of time talking… Read More ›
Joe Hockey Puts Scott Morrison In Budget Lock Up
The federal Treasurer Joe Hockey is rejecting claims that he has put Social Security Minister Scott Morrison in pre-budget lock up ahead of tonight’s federal budget. The move comes amid calls for Morrison to replace Hockey as treasurer following a… Read More ›
Breaking: Joe Hockey Spends Budget Savings On Magic Beans
A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Marries Pippa Middleton
In what is being seen as a very clever diplomatic move, Russian strongman and old-fashioned love machine Vladimir Putin has today wed Pippa Middleton in a glittering ceremony at the Kremlin. The (un)Australian today spoke with Professor Rhys-Rhys McStephens… Read More ›