The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has announced that all ballot papers to be used for Saturday’s NSW election, and all elections going forward, will be 100% officially halal certified. The move has been made in response to the large amount of voters so fed up… Read More ›
In an unnecessarily lengthy interview with The (un)Australian, South Australian Senator, Nick Xenophon has attacked The Australian Greens for diverting attention from him with their recent call to ban election day sausage sizzles at polling booths. Dressed as a cowboy,… Read More ›
The Shooters and Fishers party, a political group which aims to look after the rights of hunters and fishermen, have today called on the Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) to allow people to forgo voting by pencil and vote with their guns… Read More ›
Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has wowed critics this morning and proven to the press gallery once again that she should not be underestimated. In a startling move described by observers as “positively Prime Ministerial” the former Australian Army Corporal bit… Read More ›
Tony Abbott is working as a secret representative of Australia’s powerful Onion Lobby, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal as part of a year-long investigation. The revelation came after Abbott caused world-wide headlines by chomping directly into a raw onion during a… Read More ›
Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›
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