Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie today announced that she would henceforth serve as a member of the Communist Party of China (CCP). Lambie’s departure from the Palmer United Party has been widely anticipated following a public falling out with party leader… Read More ›
Politics
Abbott Pushes For Coal To Be Recognised In Australian Constitution
The prime minister Tony Abbott is leading a push for coal to be recognised in the Australian constitution as being the original energy source of our land. Mr Abbott considers the entrenched discrimination against coal over the last 20 year… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Reaches ‘Gaffe Limit’, Faces UN Sanctions
The UN is set to pass a rare resolution first used following the presidencies of Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford where world leaders are permitted no more than 1500 gaffes. Prime Minister Tony Abbott reached this milestone within 15 months of his election… Read More ›
Liberal Campaigner Resigns Over Nazi Links, Hired To Head Immigration Department
Scott Harrison, who was working as a political campaigner for the Liberal Party in Victoria, resigned after his recent links to white supremacist neo-Nazi groups was revealed in order to take up a senior position in the Immigration Department. The… Read More ›
Labor Party Hires Mime Artist As Advisor To Bill Shorten
The Australian Labor Party have announced that they have hired the nephew of world famous performing artist, Marcel Marceau as a special advisor to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten. Marceau’s influence was evident when Shorten was questioned about what he would… Read More ›
Morrison Categorically Refutes Claim He’s Using Manus Island As ‘A Cheap Labour Source’ For Personal Theme Park.
A spokesperson for the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection has refuted claims that Scott Morrison is using Manus Island as a source for cheap “carnival operators” for a theme park called “Morrison-Land”, which it also denied existed. “The Australian… Read More ›