World Leaders signed up to the same speaking agency as former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison were stunned to learn that the former PM had appointed himself as their warm up act. ”There is nothing harder… Read More ›
Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site. ”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing…. Read More ›
Former Minister for health/industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has condemned Australia’s new tourism mascot Ruby Roo, with the former PM incensed that the kangaroo was not wearing a bikini. ”I don’t know what those clowns at Tourism… Read More ›
Aspiring Prime Minister (yep, really) the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has defended his record as Defence Minister, claiming that Australia needed tanks with gold spinning rims. ”I will not sit by and have my record besmirched by the Labor party,… Read More ›
Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told colleagues that he is relying on the State’s dodgy public transport system to keep him in power. With the thinking being that people can’t vote if they can’t travel. ”It’s a bold strategy… Read More ›
Queensland Senator Malcolm Roberts has issued a press release denying the existence of daylight savings and calling on those supporting this ‘dangerous ideology’ to cease. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts spoke of his concerns, saying: “This is dangerous talk,… Read More ›
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