Australia’s acting PM Barnaby Joyce (yes, really) has used his first day in charge to recall Parliament in order to overturn the contentious bonk ban. ”There are wars going on, towns are getting flooded and the pandemic is still here…. Read More ›
Politics
Dutton Defends Using Go Fund Me Cash To Buy Puppies For Strangling
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has defended his decision to use funds raised for Queensland flood relief to purchase puppies to strangle. ”My role is very stressful and I’m sure that the people in my electorate want… Read More ›
ScoMo Feigns A Cough And Asks Jen If She Can Call The Office And Tell ’em He’s Sick
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›
Li’l Scotty From Engadine Looking Forward To Playing Dress Ups This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister li’l Scotty from Engadine has told his best friend Jen that he’s really looking forward to playing dress ups this weekend. ”I’m gonna have so much this weekend playing dress ups with all my photographer friends,” said… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Barnaby For Advice On How To Work Whilst ”Blind”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for advice on how to do his job whilst blind. ”The other day there was a bit… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares A Public Holiday for POETS Day Starting This Friday
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists. ”I’m a very… Read More ›
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