Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists.
”I’m a very big believer in POETS Day, and have been practicing it for years,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”I mean who doesn’t love to Piss-Off-Early-as-Tomorrow’s Saturday?”
”Speaking of which, I might get an early start to POETS Day and beat the line up to Engadine Maccas.”
When asked why he was so averse to working on Fridays and dealing with the issues of the day, Prime Minister Scotty said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I am one of this country’s hardest working politicians! I mean, last week I almost worked 32 hours!”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to head off and beat the 10am traffic out of town.”
Mark Williamson
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