Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for advice on how to do his job whilst blind.
”The other day there was a bit of a malfunction and as a result I’m not seeing that great at the moment,” said the PM. ”But, not to worry, old mate Barnaby has been working blind for years.”
”Can’t be that hard manage if Barnaby can do it.”
When reached for comment on the PM’s request, the deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce said: ”Nice of Scott, err, ScoMo to reach out to me for advice.”
”I got his text this morning as I was tucking in to my second breakfast beer, I told him I’d be happy to chat over brunch beers on how to work blind.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, my driver will be here soon and I need him to take me to the bottle-o before work.”
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