The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
A small spelling mistake on a contract has led the Queensland government to award more than $300 million to its population of Indian Mynah birds rather than to Indian miner Adani. “I turn off Spellcheck whenever I use my computer… Read More ›
The arrival of the first chilly morning of the year has prompted that hard bastard who hasn’t worn a shirt since September to consider opening up his wardrobe and dusting off a singlet or two. “It’s time to put away… Read More ›
Australian scientists have confirmed a long-held belief that there is a positive correlation between people named Phil and owning a Toyota dealership. The findings were released in this month’s edition of Wheels magazine. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Phil Hubcap of Lithgow’s Phil Hubcap… Read More ›
Scientists have unearthed the fossilised remains of the largest ugg boot ever worn just meters away from the world’s biggest set of dinosaur footprints. “The discovery of a perfectly preserved uggie confirms that the tracks belonged to a species of… Read More ›
A north Queensland fan of Pharrell Williams has questioned the lyrics of the American singer’s hit song “Happy” after losing the roof of his home to tropical cyclone Debbie. “Terrified and devastated are the emotions I felt as the winds… Read More ›
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