The estimated size of the universe has been drastically reduced as the world’s astronomers have embarrassingly admitted that they’ve been staring at space through the wrong end of their telescopes. “When you look through the right end of a telescope… Read More ›
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Reason Having As Much Success With Anti-Vaxxer As It Has With Every Other Idiot
Reason reports that it is determined to continue to use common sense and well thought out arguments when countering the claims of anti vaccination campaigners, despite finding that the method is as ineffective in this situation as it has been… Read More ›
Two Pigs Dressed As A Doctor The Source Of Bacon Cancer Study
The World Health Organisation has retracted a study that revealed a connection between bowel cancer and bacon after an alert staff member discovered that the doctor presenting the results was actually two pigs dressed up in a long white lab… Read More ›
Australian Energy To Be Powered By Malcolm Turnbull’s Smugness
The federal government has announced a new program aimed to shift the nation’s energy production away from unsustainable fossil fuels onto one fuelled entirely by the smugness of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. The news came as Mr Turnbull refused to… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Guide On What Not To Say To Someone With Cancer
An estimated 126,000 Australians will be diagnosed with cancer this year, and as Australia’s border patrol experiments more with the potential of Hulk-ification, that number is only set to increase. Yet despite the large number of cancer sufferers, the social… Read More ›
Stoner’s Facebook Page Best Evidence For Dangers of Smoking Too Much Dope
Medical researchers have cited the Facebook page of a north coast pr-marijuana advocate as the best scientific evidence yet that smoking too much dope is bad for your brain. “I’ve never seen a more clear cut illustration of how being… Read More ›