The world is counting down to the leap second being added to our clocks at the very of end on June 30, but Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott is asking the CSIRO to remove 189216000 seconds from Australian clocks, taking… Read More ›
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Mr Methane Appointed Australian Wind Farm Commissioner
British born “professional farter” Mr Methane has today been announced by the Abbott government as Australia’s first wind farm commissioner, narrowly tipping out radio broadcaster and hotly tipped favourite Alan Jones for the coveted position. A spokesperson for the government… Read More ›
Overweight Dinosaur Found Preserved In Mud Cake
Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits. “We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by… Read More ›
Bjorn Lomborg Moves Think Tank To Mountain Top, Just In Case
Danish economist Bjorn Lomborg has announced that the Australian arm of his Copenhagen Consensus Centre will be relocated to the University of Thredbo, Australia’s highest at 2000 metres above sea level, on the off chance that his theories on climate… Read More ›
Australian Surgeons Perform World’s First Halal Certified Heart Transplant
A team of surgeons at the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne have successfully completed the world’s first halal certified heart transplant. This procedure has traditionally been too difficult perform, as to certify any heart halal, the donor must have been… Read More ›
CSIRO Discovers The World’s Most Annoying Sound
In a world audio first, scientists at the CSIRO have discovered that Christopher Pyne’s voice is the most annoying sound in the world. Scientists,who have stopped doing crucial research into climate change and cures for cancer due to the government budget… Read More ›
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