Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Mum Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›
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Candlelight Vigils To Be Held For Victims Of The Gillette Razor Campaign
Candlelight vigils will be held worldwide to help men cope with the hurt feelings that they have suffered following the release of the Gillette razor campaign that some feel was critical of all men. “We as a community need to… Read More ›
Friends Amazed By Bald Guy’s Uncanny Resemblance To Other Bald Guy
Close friends of a follically challenged shire man have noted that he looks spookily like another bald guy they see around the place. “I swear Gerry and this other guy could be twins,” said Sutherland car horn detailer Ben Weatherby… Read More ›
Political Correctness Sane Again After Taking Its Meds
The Twittishpere has breathed a sigh of relief over news that Political Correctness is sane once again after taking it’s medication. “It has been a rough couple of years for Political Correctness, what with every man and his blog declaring… Read More ›
Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey
Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›
Internet Needs Knee Replacement After Another Week Of Standing Up For Terror Victims
A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›