Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, famous for once knighting a Prince, has joined Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton in calling for Australia’s rugby union team the Wallabies to be renamed ‘the All Whites.’ “I believe a lot of Australians would… Read More ›
The Brisbane Broncos rugby league team have defended their new signee OJ Simpson by saying everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt. “Look you media types are always going in for the kill, leave the bloke alone it’s not like… Read More ›
The Western Sydney Wanderers’ playing squad will be locked-out of this weekend’s clash against Perth Glory after the A-League club’s fed-up management took strong action over their offensive display in Sunday’s derby against Sydney FC. The strong action came after… Read More ›
Viewers of the National Crab Soccer League are being constantly reminded to always use heroin responsibly after the league completed a multi million dollar sponsorship deal with Australia’s largest heroin dealer. “And don’t forget, always shoot up in a responsible… Read More ›
Tennis Australia officials have confirmed that next year’s Australian Open will be played on the surface of the sun after complaints about the heat on Rod Laver Arena. “We had a good look around for a surface that was cooler… Read More ›
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
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