Melbourne Storm halfback Cooper Cronk has admitted that he’ll be quitting the club at the end of 2017 and moving to Sydney because he misses not being able to take part in animated dinner party conversations about high house prices… Read More ›
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Australian Cricket Selectors Name Mitch Marsh Man Of The Series
The Australian Cricket selectors have unanimously agreed that Mitch Marsh is their pick for the Man of the Series award. Despite not being the highest run scorer, leading wicket taker or playing in all four tests. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Concussed NRL Players Unable To Remember Details Of Scandals They’ve Been A Part Of
Rugby league’s concussion epidemic is at crisis point with many former players confessing they have no memories of any of the major off field scandals they were involved during their playing days. “People tell me that I once bit a… Read More ›
Renshaw And Cummins To Battle It Out For ‘Nice Young Man’ role.
Patrick Cummins’ arrival in India will trigger a showdown for the much coveted role of ‘Nice Young Man’ (NYM) in the Australian men’s test cricket team. For many years the Australian policy of only having one genuinely pleasant person in… Read More ›
Aussie Spinners Plan to Keep Targeting Matthew Wade
The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›
Sydney’s Lockout Laws Save David Boon’s Life
The Australian Cricket Board (ACB) is breathing a sigh of relief today after Sydney’s controversial lockout laws saved the life of their newest Hall of Fame inductee David Boon. Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for the ACB expressed… Read More ›
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