Australia’s mums have responded to another pulsating round of football finals action by issuing a joint statement that the bloke out there with the headgear on is the only sensible player on the field. “See that one there, him with… Read More ›
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Jarryd Hayne Warned About Consorting With Noted Criminal ‘The Hamburglar’
NRL player-for-now Jarryd Hayne has been warned by Gold Coast Police to stop hanging out with noted criminal ‘The Hamburglar’ after the pair were spotted sharing a thick shake in a McDonald’s car park. Detective Inspector Peter Pepper of the… Read More ›
Shane Warne Mini-Series Only Viewable On Mobile Phones
The new mini-series on the life of legendaryAustralian leg spinner Shane Warne will be the first TV show to only be available on mobile phones. “The mobile phone has been Shane’s medium of choice for ordering pizza, sending late night… Read More ›
Lawn Bowls Rocked By Match Fixing Scandal
The world of lawn bowls is in disarray after allegations of match fixing surfaced on the eve of the semi finals in the metropolitan pairs competition. “Sometimes as much as a full schooner can be bet on the result of… Read More ›
Australian Cricket Team Appoints Roxy Jacenko As New Batting Coach To Combat Spin
The Australian cricket team, fresh off it’s latest thrashing at the hands of Sri Lanka on the sub-continent, has appointed public relations ‘guru’ and star of 60 Minutes Roxy Jacenko as their new batting coach. The move is hoped to help… Read More ›
“Banana Splits” Banned From AFL
1970s TV stars “The Banana Splits” have been banned from attending Aussie rules games after fears that morons may hurl band members at indigenous players. “We’ve told security staff to be on the lookout for an elephant carrying a keyboard… Read More ›
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