Australia is in need of an aspirin and a good lie down after spending yesterday riding an emotional roller coaster of hate, re-evaluation and forgiveness. “I started the day feeling vindicated for thinking that Nick Kyrgios was a bit of… Read More ›
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Bernard Tomic Reminds Nick Kyrgios That He’s Australia’s Number One Tool
Tennis star Bernard Tomic has thrown down the gauntlet to fellow Australian player, Nick Kyrgios, declaring himself Australia’s top tennis tool. After his third round Wimbledon loss, Tomic delivered a scathing rant against Tennis Australia with particular focus on beloved Grand… Read More ›
Qatar Wins Bid To Host Sepp Blatter’s Corruption Trial
US anti-corruption investigators are in uproar after it was revealed that the judicial system of Qatar has won the rights to host the potential trial of former FIFA boss Sepp Blatter. “There was nothing fishy at all in the selection… Read More ›
WWE, WWF To Be Investigated For Match Fixing
The World Wide Wrestling Corporation (WWWC) announced today that it will launch an investigation into match fixing in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and World Wrestling Federation (WWF). The match in question was Smackdown 2015 which included Seth, Dean Ambrose “The Lunatic Fringe”,… Read More ›
Bloody Carnage From Adam Goodes’ Race War Grows
Days after Sydney Swans star and Australian of the Year, Adam Goodes declared a race war on white Australia by performing a traditional Aboriginal war dance after kicking a goal against Carlton, the death and destruction continue to spread. The… Read More ›
Robbie Farah Sacked As Blues Captain For Failing Tattoo Quota
In a shock move, NSW coach Laurie Daley has sacked blues captain Robbie Farah just days before State of Origin game 1 for not having the requisite number of tattoos required to play in the NSW Blues squad. Daley spoke… Read More ›
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