Former cricketer and tinder fanatic Shane ‘Swipe Right’ Warne has today been announced as an ambassador for a new government campaign to curb under age drinking. The campaign will feature Warne walking around schools asking students if they’re “thirsty?” Those… Read More ›
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15th Loss Of The Season Finally Shuts Up That Fucking Western Sydney Wanderers Fan
Workmates of fanatical Western Sydney Wanderers supporter Brett Gooley are relieved to report that last weekend’s loss against Perth Glory has finally shut him the fuck up. “All we’ve heard from Brett for the past three years is how the… Read More ›
Growing Fears Shane Warne May Die of Thirst
The International Cricket Community has rallied around Channel Nine commentator Shane Warne after his constant references to drinks and drinking in the wake of Australia’s World Cup victory over New Zealand on Sunday sparked concerns the former Spin King was… Read More ›
Jeremy Clarkson To Fight Mark Latham In Charity Boxing Match
Former Federal Opposition Leader Mark Latham will go toe to toe with notorious BBC Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson in a charity boxing match in Sydney to be held next month. The announcement comes following Clarkson’s sacking from the BBC… Read More ›
Steve Waugh Bitterly Disappointed About World Cup Snub
Steve Waugh, former Australian captain and brother of Channel 10 media personality Mark Waugh, spoke to The (un)Australian today about his anger at being snubbed by the Australian cricket team’s selectors. Steve, who retired from cricket 11 years ago at the age of… Read More ›
Glenn McGrath Tells World Cup Bowlers To Man Up And Shoot Something
Former World Cup-winning bowler, car salesman and avid shooter, Glenn “Pigeon” McGrath has taken aim, literally and figuratively, at the bowlers currently competing at this years cricketing World Cup, telling them to man up and shoot something. The World Cup… Read More ›