Cricketer David Warner has been named Australia Day ambassador, narrowly edging out Eddie Maguire and Professor Barry Spurr in what Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton labelled “the purest race in years”. “By demanding an Indian batsman ‘speak English’, not only did… Read More ›
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Max Walker To Be Named Australian Of The Year
The (un) Australian has learnt from an inside source on the Australian of the year panel (Cheers Gilly) that retired Cricketer/Footballer/Media Personality/Author/Tweeter/Top Bloke Max Walker is to be named Australian of the year. This is seen as a controversial pick… Read More ›
Dave Warner Scores Enough Runs For Australia To Forget About Him Being A Tool
Australian Batsmen David Warner has had a glorious summer, scoring centuries in both the test and one day series; however controversy has followed Warner with him being involved in an ugly incident with Indian batsman Rohit Sharma. The incident in… Read More ›
World Golfing Community Relieved Kidnapped Aussie Not Greg Norman
Australian golfer Robert Allenby was kidnapped, bashed and robbed over the weekend in Hawaii. Although shaken up, Mr Allenby is expected to recover. Golfing officials the world over were relieved to learn it was Allenby that was kidnapped and not… Read More ›
Indian Government To Raise Retirement Age of Test Captains
The Indian government is set to raise the retirement of its Test cricket captains from 32 to 36 following last month’s retirement of Test captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni. A productivity report conducted by the Indian Institute of Statistics found that under the… Read More ›
Australia To Play Spider Cam In A Best Of Six Test Series
The Australian Cricket Board today announced that the side currently leading India two nil in a best of four test series will next play Channel 9’s Spider Camera in a six test series, following the World Cup. A Cricket Australia spokesperson… Read More ›